The oldest rivalry in the NFL — and we've been winning it for decades.
Some fun facts about your Chicago Bears…
Last Bears Super Bowl win? 1985. That's not a typo. That's older than most of their fan base.
Rex Grossman. Mitch Trubisky. Justin Fields. The Bears don't develop quarterbacks — they traumatize them.
Even the Bears want to leave Chicago. They're building a new stadium in the suburbs to escape the shame.
If there were a draft lottery, the Bears would win it every year. High picks, low results. It's a tradition.
Just a casual look at Packers dominance.
While Chicago was busy being irrelevant…
When you draft this badly this consistently, it stops being bad luck and starts being a personality trait.
Every spin lands on another Bears lowlight. There are no good outcomes — just like being a Bears fan.
A timeless anthem for Packer Backers everywhere — The Bears Still Suck Polka by the Happy Schnapps Combo (1992). Still relevant.