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F*** Da Bears

The oldest rivalry in the NFL — and we've been winning it for decades.

Green Bay Packers lead the all-time series
Witness the Shame

The Scoreboard of Shame

Some fun facts about your Chicago Bears…

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Longest Championship Drought

Last Bears Super Bowl win? 1985. That's not a typo. That's older than most of their fan base.

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QB Graveyard

Rex Grossman. Mitch Trubisky. Justin Fields. The Bears don't develop quarterbacks — they traumatize them.

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Leaving Soldier Field

Even the Bears want to leave Chicago. They're building a new stadium in the suburbs to escape the shame.

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Draft Lottery Regulars

If there were a draft lottery, the Bears would win it every year. High picks, low results. It's a tradition.

Meanwhile, In Green Bay…

Just a casual look at Packers dominance.

13 NFL Championships
4 Super Bowl Titles
3 NFL MVPs Named Aaron Rodgers
1 Community-Owned NFL Team (We're Literally Unique)

Packers Legends

While Chicago was busy being irrelevant…

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Bart Starr
5 NFL Championships. Led the Ice Bowl. A class act.
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Brett Favre
Iron Man. 3× NFL MVP. Gunslinger. Legend.
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Aaron Rodgers
4× NFL MVP. Super Bowl XLV MVP. Still rent-free in Bears fans’ heads.
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Davante Adams
Ran routes so crisp they made Bears DBs cry.

💀 Draft Bust Hall of Fame 💀

When you draft this badly this consistently, it stops being bad luck and starts being a personality trait.

🎡 Spin the Wheel of Pain

Every spin lands on another Bears lowlight. There are no good outcomes — just like being a Bears fan.

The Bears Still Suck!

A timeless anthem for Packer Backers everywhere — The Bears Still Suck Polka by the Happy Schnapps Combo (1992). Still relevant.

Say It With Me…

THE BEARS STILL SUCK!